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Figures on dices are so last year.
FRANKLY PETS
1 wife, 54 fish, 23 flies, 12 rabbits, 3 cats, 2 kids with lice, 1 budgerigar, 2 dogs
Red clips are better at changing SIM cards than regular ones
This is the pipe we want!
If you like this one,
we guess you are from the 80's
Best weapon on space attack trips!
The dogs in Siberia are the world’s fastest. It’s because there is extremely far between each tree. (The jokes are only getting worse)
Fake cookies for fast weight loss
Always on time with our fancy wrist watches
Battle commanders “You are fired”
Indians have feathers and fashion colored clothes, just as designers. "Uhh don’t hurt me, I’m special"
Developers – always ready to shoot you in the back
Cavalrymen are like project managers. “Look at me, I have a suit on!” (Please buy them something nice)
Copywriters are as lazy as Mexicans! Give them a bonfire and they will calm down.
Photographers are as lazy as copywriters but with dignity. They don’t have guns, only sticks.
Two of us have this model at home! We like Super Mario 3
Frankly shillings
Frank is
the champ
We got 7 of these
We prefer apples
Guaranteed clean pork brushes
Danish soccer champion ´94
Paperboy of the year ´95
Series 5, group 1 in SBU ´04
Speed Chess Champion ´89
Drawing competition SD BANK ´86
60 metres – Gold medal 3 years in a row
Frankly foosball champ
McDonalds Employee of the Month
68 DKK betting win
2 bottles of wine ottosuenson.dk
Danish Champion 60´s rock
Frankly of the year
Bornholm champion halfpipe ´01
Pasta eating competition
James Bond game for Commodore 64 (tape)
Most innovative photographer
Tie of the month
66% trust the printer
The average Frankly runs
5 km in 24 minutes
We’ve all got phones by now so we don’t use walkies anymore
Buy these for only
100 kr. They´re in
mint condition
Two students
have graduated at Frankly:
Jakob D.J
Mikkel I.J
Half pipe champ by crashing two times on the hip and doing some kick turns. Quite impressive!!
Cathrine´s top 5
1. I bet that you look - Arctic Monkeys
2. Kiss kiss kiss - Broken hearts
3. Wannabe - Spice girls (Yeah!)
4. Perfect stranger - Magnectic man feat. KB
5. Baby Boombox - The Hancuffs
If we had a horse
47% would dress it up
43% would choose a nice business suit
29% would choose 100% wool
14% would choose jogging clothes
14% would dress it up as a hamster
Edith’s top 5 most hated things
1. Darkness
2. Brøndby IF
3. Adam Sandler
4. Yellow Curry
5. DSB
Martin Nord recommends Tod Brownings ‘Freaks’
Rather a large scissor, than a small one
Come get your keys someone!!!
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“Hvor er min cykel??”
Nicolai Wichmann“Jeg vil ikke kysse Tom Hanks, han har AIDS!”
Daniel Peulicke Hansen“I regn & slud, fakturaen skal ud!”
Frank Thomsen 
This is over the top!
A real burning wallet!
Another Top 5
1. Adam Sandler
2. Bacon
3. Mosquito spray
4. Soccer + sofa
5. Hindbærsnitter
We drink 51 cups of coffee every day
Most Franklys think that 30 loose pigs would make the day more inefficient than fresh fruit would.
1 of us would dress the horse as a rooster
Jakob Eriksen won this for being the most frankly of all Franklys
The remains from several e-scooter crashes. Leather and rubber.
Heavy Jig!
It’s a beautiful dance everyone wants to learn. At Frankly the average learning time is 67 days
The actor Frog Fred ate too much. His show got cancelled
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Apocalypse Now, Vertigo, The Ice Storm, Spirited Away, Bladerunner, Det perfekte menneske, Riget, Apocalypse now, City of Ember, Dont look now, The Bourne Ultimatum, Shawshank Redemption, The Godfather, 2012, Aliens , Titanic, The 5th Element, Star Trek, The Dark Knight, Where the wild things are, The Elephant Man, The Lord of the Rings, Dumb and Dumber, Ponyo on the cliff, Wild Hogs, Police academy 1, 2 and 3, Donnie Darko, The Bear, Hellzapoppin, La belle et la bête, My Own Private Idaho
The ultimate hangover kit
The best way to become a
copywriter is:
Maersk cookies
Don´t underestimate the power of cool wrist watches
Then cheetah fur
would be prefered!
